Hey Ho..., or Yo Ho, or um,... Ho, Ho, Ho!

It is official, Santa Claus, Ol' Jolly Kris Kringle, can no longer say "Ho, Ho, Ho." Apparently, "Ho" is too similar to "Hoe" and could be poorly interpreted by women.

Next we will be calling ducks, little swimmy things, and asses, donkeys (oh wait we already do that). Maybe now the tiny hit in baseball will no longer be called a bunt. Nope, that is too close to you know, "c" um well, "u" ahhh, "n"t, or something that starts with "c" and rhythms with hunt.

As a matter of fact, any word that can be loosely associated with, related to, is synonymous with, can be rearranged in any format to represent, sound like, or infer meaning of a possibly offensive word should be replaced with "aaaaahhhhhh", or "ugh." Let's take it back to the stone age where we grunt and throw things to express ourselves. And anyone who is offended gets waked over the FU*KING head.

View the article at Reuters