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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

MP3 Taser.......um What?


via Arizona Republic


Whether it is the weirdest product featured at this years CES or the latest weapon marketed to women (like a pink 9 mm), the new Taser MPH is hilarious, but I am not sure if it sends the right message.

The idea that a fashion accessory could help protect you is good. Listening to the latest "Boom-Boom Nasty" remix when you should be alert to potential dangers is bad. In fact, worst case scenario is an assailant uses your Taser on you. Thusly, producing that truly euphoric GHB club experience.

So I ask you, "Is Taser International promoting the recreational use of Tasers, or are they condoning arming every citizen?"

Either way I envision a future where people get off on casual electrocution, kids chase down transients in the park and retail stores become the front line of the Nu:American War (quick dive behind the lipstick display there is a family of 4 ahead of us in line).

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2 comments:

LOBO said...

LOL!!!!

Anonymous said...

um...I get off on casual electocution.

:)