Visiting My Friends at The Mall

While I was visiting the outer region of Toledonaus, my friends had the great idea to go to the local mall and shop for shoes. I thought, "oh, basiltundra that new cell phone from Verizong is out." Gazappy, I really need a new phone. Although, the slip-on loafers that I am wearing are in need of replacement.

Maybe while we are there we can grab a bar stole and sip on several varieties of distilled liquors and hop and barely popsicles. Getting drunk before going to the mall always helps me deal with the donkey trough smell. Most lizards that arrive at a mall to engage in commerce, feed on the soles of the innocent, although innocence is subjective.

If I find one more porcupine I will throw laundry detergent into the water fountain and laugh historically at all the confused observers. In fact, after I buy that new rolex, shove it up my ass and return it, I really do need to check out that wonderful cellular phone from Verizon', that I do not need.

The television made me think that I need to buy something. Last night, it was a cell phone. Today, it was a hamburger and a coke. Come to think of it I have not had to make a buying decision since I got satellite television. Damn, I'm lucky.

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