Wrap Your Old Drugs in Crap

As many of us have old pharmaceuticals lying around, we must inevitably decide how to rid ourselves of their burden. Right now, skeezy addicts are roaming the streets looking for the next house to find Darvaset. It is like Night of the Living Dead out there. Blister lipped, jaundice looking lay-abouts are knocking over garbage cans all over town. Wait a minute, "what's that noise?!" There is no time, you must act quickly!

from the Office of National Drug Control Policy

- Mixing prescription drugs with an undesirable substance, such as used coffee grounds or kitty litter, and putting them in impermeable, non-descript containers, such as empty cans or sealable bags, will further ensure the drugs are not diverted.

All I have to say is, "Maaannnn, beware of the brown oxy's."

Why Should Exxon Pay?

It has recently come to my attention that the once $5 billion fine imposed on Exxon for a tiny amount of oil that "accidentally" dripped into Alaska's Prince William Sound, has been reduced to $2.5 billion over the last ten years, and now stands to be absolved. (BBC News article)

Why should Exxon have to pay? The accident only occurred because the ship's captain was drunk, and not too mention, it was back in 1989. Sure, maybe 300,000 sea birds died, 3,000 seals, a whale or two, blah blah billions of salmon and herring eggs, but I ask you, are any of these McDonald's meats; NO.

Actually, some of us would love to have a few million gallons of oil readily available for free. That's right, with a few plastic bottles you could start a very lucrative business selling oil to all your friends.

ALL RISE!

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